You’ve reached a point where you need to learn how to make fake cum, and for that, I congratulate you. Whether it’s because of a new fetish, idle curiosity, or the sheer fun of it, you’ve come to the right place.

In this guide, I detail my three favorite fake cum recipes, along with tips and tricks for maximum enjoyment.

What Is Fake Cum?

First things first: what is fake cum, anyway?

Simply put, it’s an artificial substance created to look, feel, and (sometimes) taste like real semen. Believe it or not, the geysers of cum you see in porn videos are often artificial, because the human body can only produce so much in a day. 

There are lots of ways to have fun with fake cum (we’ll get into that next), but what’s safe depends on how you plan to use it. Something that’s fine on your skin or in your mouth isn’t automatically safe inside the vagina, anus, or urethra.

The three homemade recipes below use edible ingredients and are intended for external play and oral use only. If you plan to use fake cum internally, choose a body-safe product specifically formulated and labeled for internal use.

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How to Use Fake Cum

Before we step into the kitchen, let’s discuss some of the wonderful ways you can use your finished product. Fake cum can factor into all kinds of play, with or without the presence of a penis.

Squirting dildo

A squirting dildo is very fun, especially if you’re into strap-on play. It's an ideal choice for folks who don’t have a penis and/or can’t produce semen naturally.

Just fill your squirting dildo with a fake-cum product that’s appropriate for how you plan to use the toy. If the dildo will be used internally, choose a body-safe formula specifically made for internal use rather than one of the food-based recipes below. Then ride it to your heart’s content and enjoy the juicy grand finale. 

Get a closer look at my favorite squirting dildo in my full Strap-On-Me Cum Dildo review!

Facial fun

Using fake cum is a great way to explore facial or bukkake play, especially since you can whip up an unnaturally large amount. Use a squirting dildo to cover your lover’s face, paint it on with your fingers, or drip the cum directly from your mixing bowl.

If you're into BDSM, you might like to incorporate bondage and restraints into your cum facial fantasies. 

Creampies

Want the look of a creampie without requiring an actual ejaculation? Fake cum can make the fantasy remarkably convincing.

If you’re putting anything inside the vagina or anus, use a body-safe product specifically formulated and labeled for internal use, not a homemade food-based recipe. You can still use the homemade versions externally to create that very realistic drip-out effect.

ED assistance

If you have erectile dysfunction, fake cum can come in very handy. Keeping a batch on hand takes the pressure off and lets you produce an authentic-looking substitute on demand. Plus, introducing different kinds of cum play can be a great way to spice things up with your partner.

Breeding kink

Some folks have a breeding kink, wherein the act of pretending to impregnate someone, or be impregnated, feeds into sexual fantasy and arousal. 

If this sounds like you, try adding fake cum to your arsenal. It looks and feels like semen, and fake cum itself can’t cause pregnancy. Just remember that it doesn’t replace condoms, birth control, or STI protection if penis-in-vagina sex is part of the scene.

Best Fake Cum Recipes

Here you’ll find my three favorite fake cum recipes. They’re made with edible ingredients, but are intended for external play and oral use, not vaginal, anal, or urethral insertion. If you want fake cum for internal play, use a body-safe product specifically formulated for that purpose.

Without further ado, let’s get cooking!

Easiest to make 

Short on time? This is the best, easiest recipe for fake cum in a hurry. 

For this fake cum recipe, you will need:

• Water
• Plain yogurt

Directions: 

• Mix 4 parts plain yogurt with 1 part water 
• Whisk until you reach the desired texture
• Add more yogurt for a thicker consistency
• Add more water for a thinner consistency

Quick note: I wouldn’t use this, or any fake cum, as lubricant because the best lube… is lube! If you need a good glide, take a moment to browse our full collection of lubricants. 

Most realistic fake cum 

On the hunt for a fake cum that doesn’t look fake? This is the recipe I found to be most realistic! 

For this fake cum recipe, you will need:

• 1 pasteurized egg white (or the equivalent amount of pasteurized liquid egg white, available at most grocery stores)
• 1 cup water
• 1 tbsp. Greek yogurt 
• 2 tbsp. cornstarch 
• Salt to taste

Directions:

• Mix cornstarch with ¼ cup of water until dissolved
• Bring ¾ cup of water to a boil
• Once stovetop water boils, add cornstarch mixture 
• When it thickens, remove from heat and let cool
• Once cool, add egg white, yogurt, salt
• Whisk/add salt until you achieve the desired consistency and taste 

This recipe is a bit more involved, but the results are surprisingly authentic! Keep in mind that salt is optional here, but does make the finished product taste more like the real thing, in my experience.

If you plan to taste or swallow this recipe, make sure to use pasteurized egg white only. And because this is a homemade, food-based mixture rather than a product formulated for internal sexual use, keep it external and don’t use it as lubricant.

Best tasting fake cum 

If taste is your primary concern, this dessert-like recipe will be a treat!

For this fake cum recipe, you will need:

• 1 cup water
• 1 heaping tbsp. cornstarch
•  1.5 tsp. sugar
• .5 tsp. coconut oil (optional)

Directions:

• Mix cornstarch with ¼ cup of water until dissolved
• Add cornstarch mixture and all remaining ingredients to a pan, bring to boil
• Stir consistently until all ingredients are fully combined 
• Remove from heat and let cool 

Using latex condoms? Leave out the coconut oil. Oils can weaken latex and increase the chance of condom breakage.

While this may not be the most realistic recipe on this list, it’s definitely the tastiest. If facial play is your main motivation, this is the fake cum I’d choose. And feel free to add a little extra sugar if you like.

Just remember that, while this concoction is edible, it’s not meant to be used as lube or inserted into the vagina.

Fake Cum FAQ

Can you eat fake cum?

It depends on what it’s made from. All three recipes in this guide use edible ingredients, although the recipe containing egg white should be made with pasteurized egg if you plan to eat it. And, obviously, food allergies still count even with fake cum!

Can homemade fake cum go inside the vagina?

Not these recipes. They’re designed for external play and oral use. For vaginal or anal play, choose a body-safe fake cum or cum-style lubricant specifically formulated and labeled for internal use.

Can I use homemade fake cum as lube?

It's best not to. A substance can be slippery without being a good lubricant. If penetration is involved, use an actual body-safe lube designed for the job. If you're looking for a fake cum formula that doubles as lube, try Loadz Jizz Water-Based Lube!

How long does homemade fake cum last?

I’m firmly on Team Fresh Cum. These recipes contain food ingredients and take only minutes to make, so make what you need for the occasion rather than storing a big batch in the refrigerator.

Final Thoughts

You’ve perused my favorite fake cum recipes and are ready to cook up some fun. Before you go, keep these things in mind:

• Food allergies still apply. If you’re allergic or sensitive to any of the ingredients above, don’t eat them or use them on your skin
• Fresh is best. These are homemade food-based recipes, so I recommend making only what you plan to use and tossing the leftovers rather than keeping a batch around
• Curious about methylcellulose? It’s a thickening ingredient commonly used to create realistic fake semen. But if you want fake cum for internal play, skip the DIY chemistry experiment and choose a finished product specifically formulated and labeled for sexual use instead

Now that you’re a master of fake cum, go forth and share the spoils! And don’t forget to follow us on TikTok and Instagram for more sex toy reviews, tutorials, and sex education.