Searching for gender-inclusive toys that are adorable, accessible, and orgasmic? Look no further. The Cute Little Fuckers are a trio of pleasure products designed for all bodies, and friendly to folks with hand or wrist disabilities. And yes, they are so darn cute you almost don’t want to do dirty things with them (almost… ).
Intrigued? Well, keep reading my Cute Little Fuckers review because I’m about to dive deep into the details of these unique toys. Plus, I’ll fill you in on my personal experience with each one so you can decide which Cute Little Fucker is right for you! Let’s get started.
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- 3 Cute Little Fuckers: Trinity, Starsi, Princette Puppypus
- XBIZ Awards Winners
- Body-safe silicone
- USB rechargeable
- Easy to hold
- Removable vibrators
- 5 vibration modes, 5 vibration patterns
- 1-year warranty
Cute Little Fuckers is a trans-owned company founded by artist and activist Step Tranovich. The inspiration behind this brand came soon after Step received a concerning health diagnosis and had to leave their office job, at which point they were faced with the existential what-do-I-do moment. Their conclusion? Create sex toys that are so versatile, gender-inclusive, and accessible that everybody can enjoy them.
In 2019, three Cute Little Fuckers named Starsi, Trinity, and Princette Puppypus (represented in this webcomic series!) became the first adult toys on Kickstarter in seven years. The CLF campaign smashed its goal on the very first day, and the resulting toys have garnered rave reviews ever since. They’ve been featured in Cosmopolitan, Out Magazine, and Refinery29, and are consistently touted as thoughtfully designed toys for every body, gender, and experience level. And guess what? We’re about to examine all three of ‘em.
Read on to get up close and personal with each Cute Little Fucker!
UNBOXING THE CUTE LITTLE FUCKERS: WHAT’S INCLUDED?
Each toy comes in a cardboard box that’s kind of reminiscent of a Barbie Doll box because you can see exactly what’s inside. Personally, this made me feel like I was opening gifts on Christmas morning, which scratched an itch I didn’t realize I had.
Printed on the toy boxes is all kinds of great info about the founding of CLF, as well as a description of each toy’s features and suggestions for use. Keep in mind that these Little Fuckers were designed to be super versatile, so you’re not limited to the playtime ideas listed on the packaging. But, in my experience, the founders’ suggestions are a great place to start!
As far as what’s inside the boxes, all you’re going to find, aside from the toy itself, is a USB charger and a coupon to put toward your next purchase (yay!). And I’ll be honest: my first reaction to these toys was, “Omg look at their adorable little faces! Can I really rub them all over my naked body?”
And the answer is yes, yes I can. So without further ado, let’s examine these Cute Little Fuckers.
Trinity (Tripp & Trine)
First up is Trinity (and her counterparts Tripp and Trine)!
Made from 100% body-safe silicone, this Cute Little Fucker is a super versatile dildo for all genders, and all types of play. It’s got about 6 inches in insertable length, with a flared base that makes the whole toy 7 inches long. At its widest point, it’s about 1.5-inches in diameter, giving it some really yummy girth.
Trinity’s flared base makes her both anal-safe and harness-compatible. So, whether you’re looking to explore the G-spot, prostate, strap-on sex, or solo play — this toy covers all bases. Feel free to insert it any way you like but, for vaginal penetration, I position it so that the shaft’s gentle curve is facing up in order to directly stimulate my G-spot.
On either side of Trinity are Tripp and Trine, her fabulous little helpers that bring fun texture to the game. If you’re into object play, I think this unique design might pique your interest because it blurs the line between sex toy and toy toy. If you get off on the idea of penetrating yourself or a partner with household objects, but want to make sure you’re doing it safely, I really can’t think of a better toy for the job.
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That said, Trinity is not solely intended for penetrative pleasure. It’s equipped with a surprisingly powerful vibrator (which, btw, is removable!) that offers 5 levels of intensity and 5 different patterns to play with.
With its extra versatile construction and various features, the main takeaway here is that Trinity aims to please. Buy this Cute Little Fucker now!
Next up we have Starsi, a Cute Little Fucker that’s all about external stimulation.
It’s made from super smooth silicone, like the other Cute Little Fuckers, but this one has the most exciting texture, in my opinion. Starsi is crafted with dozens of little grooves and bumps that feel really nice against bare skin. Remember: you can rub Starsi on any part of your body, which makes it particularly great for sensation play.
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Starsi is designed for all genders and bodies, but the creator of this toy says it might be particularly compatible with transfemme folks looking to stimulate and/or hide dysphoric areas. In their words, Starsi was designed to help people “map new genitalia and euphoria in their own minds.”
As for me, I mainly use Starsi for clitoral stimulation because its tips provide focused, pinpoint vibration exactly where I want it. But when I’m in the mood to get my grind on, Starsi really comes in clutch. Frankly, this is one of the best toys for grinding — period. You can put it face-down on your bed, prop it up against a pillow to enjoy a hands-free, solo orgasm, or slip Starsi between bodies for some mutual grinding.
Oh, and because you can grind on this toy without having to grip or hold it, it’s a great pick for folks with hand or wrist mobility issues. In fact, Starsi was featured in Cosmo magazine for that very reason — its easy-to-hold design makes it a great accessible toy. So, if you’re transfemme or have hand or wrist disabilities, Starsi was designed with you in mind.
Like we saw in Trinity, Starsi also has a powerful and removable vibrator that offers 10 different modes to experiment with, including 5 speeds and 5 vibration patterns. Buy this Cute Little Fucker now!
The third and final Fucker is Princette Puppypus, which, admittedly, I find to be the cutest.
Made from 100% body-safe silicone, Princette Puppypus is the smallest of the three, measuring at 3 inches tall and 2 inches in diameter at its widest point. It has a bulbous head, slim neck, and flared base that — you guessed it — makes it a great butt plug. But true to the CLF mission, this toy can be used in a wide variety of ways!
You can slip Princette Puppypus between your fingers to enjoy vibration sensations all over your body. You can nestle the top of the toy against your vulva for some clit stimulation. You can even let its tentacles hug more focused, sensitive areas like your nipples. Again, take your time in finding what feels good!
Similar to Starsi, this toy is super easy to maneuver because it doesn’t require a tight grip. Step, the founder of Cute Little Fuckers, says Princette Puppypus is their favorite of the three toys because it’s the easiest for them to hold, despite their hand mobility issues. So, if you have hand mobility issues and want a vibrator that’s great for anal play, this may be the one for you.
Speaking of vibration, Princette Puppypus also has a strong and removable vibrator complete with 5 intensity speeds and 5 vibration patterns. Buy this Cute Little Fucker now!
RECAP: Which Cute Little Fucker Should You Get?
Now that we’ve taken a closer look at each individual toy, let’s recap some of the awesome things these Cute Little Fuckers have in common. Then, we’ll examine the highlights of each one so you can better decide which is the best fit for you.
- Versatile AF: Each toy in the CLF line is designed for all genders, and can be used in a wide variety of ways. If you’re looking for a versatile toy that can be used by anybody and any body, you’d do well with any or all of these Cute Little Fuckers.
- Body-Safe: They’re all made of 100% silicone, which is both body-safe and easy to clean. It’s also totally waterproof, making these Cute Little Fuckers THE BEST bathtime toys ever.
- Interchangeable Vibes: They all have a strong vibrator that offers 5 levels of intensity and 5 vibration patterns. Each vibrator is removable, and can actually be replaced with another vibrator, as long as it fits inside the toy. But the vibe that each toy comes with is whisper quiet, which I love. Even at the highest settings, none of these toys get too loud or buzzy.
- Consumer Confidence: Each Cute Little Fucker is backed by a 1-year warranty, which inspires confidence that the creators proudly stand by their products.
So… which Cute Little Fucker should you get? Well, they’re all fabulous, and no one could blame you for copping all three. But, after thoroughly testing each one, I do have some ideas about who might be most compatible with each one.
- Trinity: Folks looking to engage in strap-on play are probably going to be most compatible with Trinity, as it’s the only one designed to fit comfortably in a harness. I also think those wanting to explore G and P-spots are best suited to Trinity because it’s got the most insertable length, as well as a nice curve in the shaft.
- Starsi: People who love to grind should put Starsi at the top of their list. Whether you’re doing it solo or with a partner, this toy was made for grinding. Lesbians looking to take tribbing to the next level should also give this one a try because it’s great for slipping between vulvas. And remember: Starsi is super easy to hold, making it a great pick for folks with hand mobility issues.
- Princette Puppypus: This is going to be the best for butt stuff, in my opinion. Princette Puppypus has a shape that’s just perfect for plugging! Plus, its vibration offers some fun stimulation, especially for those looking to ignite the P-spot.
Now, these are just my personal assessments of these toys, and you’re definitely not limited to my suggestions. After all, the best thing about this line of toys is that they can be used in so many different ways. So be sure to get creative!
Now that you’re an expert on these Cute Little Fuckers, you’re much closer to deciding which one is about to be your new bestie. Or, if you’re like me, you’ll invite the whole gang to your next playdate. Either way, don’t forget to follow us on Instagram and TikTok for more reviews, tutorials, and sex education! Happy vibing, ya’ll.