You’ve reached a point where you need to learn how to make fake cum — and for that, I congratulate you. Whether it’s because of a yet-to-be-explored fetish, idle curiosity, or the sheer fun of it, you’ve come to the right place.

In this guide, I detail my three favorite fake cum recipes, along with tips and tricks for maximum enjoyment.

What Is Fake Cum?

First things first: what is fake cum, anyway?

Simply put, it’s an artificial substance created to look, feel, and (sometimes) taste like real semen. Believe it or not, the geysers of cum you see in porn videos are often artificial, because the human body can only produce so much in a day. 

There are lots of ways to have fun with fake cum (we’ll get into that next), but they almost always involve being squirted on or into someone’s body. That means your fake cum should be body-safe and/or safe to ingest, and not every cum-style product meets that criteria.

Fortunately, each recipe in this guide is safe enough to eat, and can be made from items you may already have on hand.

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How to Use Fake Cum

Before we step into the kitchen, let’s discuss some of the wonderful ways you can use your finished product. Fake cum can factor into all kinds of play, with or without the presence of a penis.

Squirting dildo

A squirting dildo is super fun, especially if you’re into strap-on play. They’re ideal for folks who don’t have a penis and/or can’t produce semen naturally.

Just fill it with fake cum, ride it to your heart’s content, and enjoy the juicy grand finale. Get a closer look at my favorite squirting dildo in my full Strap-On-Me Cum Dildo review!

Facial fun

Using fake cum is a great way to explore facial or bukkake play, especially since you can whip up an unnaturally large amount. Use a squirting dildo to cover your lover’s face, paint it on with your fingers, or drip the cum directly from your mixing bowl.

If you're into BDSM, you might like to incorporate bondage and restraints into your cum facial fantasies. 

Creampies

Want to fill your partner to the brim but don’t have quite enough volume for a creampie? Fake cum to the rescue!

This is another great opportunity for a squirting dildo, but feel free to explore different methods with your favorite cum-substitute. And trust me: when you watch it drip out, it looks very real.

ED assistance

Those with erectile dysfunction might want to become friendly with fake cum. Having a batch warmed up and ready to go can really take the pressure off of producing on demand. Plus, introducing different kinds of cum play can ignite fresh, new arousal between you and your partner.

Breeding kink

Some folks have a breeding kink, wherein the act of pretending to impregnate someone, or be impregnated, feeds into sexual fantasy and arousal. If this sounds like you, try adding fake cum to your arsenal. It looks and feels like semen, but poses no threat of actual pregnancy. 

Curious about kink? Read my guide to dominant and submissive relationships

Ultimately, just about anything you can do with real cum can be done with your own homemade concoction. The real question is… which cum recipe is best for you?

I’ve listed my top three favorite recipes below, all of which are edible and easy to make. So without further ado, let’s get cooking.

Best Fake Cum Recipes

Here you’ll find my three favorite fake cum recipes. Note that while they’re all safe for consumption, they are not safe for vaginal insertion. You can rub all three over your body and consume as much as you like, you shouldn't put them into the vagina.

Easiest to make 

Short on time? This is the best, easiest recipe for fake cum in a hurry. 

For this fake cum recipe, you will need:

• Water
• Plain yogurt

Directions: 

• Mix 4 parts plain yogurt with 1 part water 
• Whisk until you reach the desired texture
• Add more yogurt for a thicker consistency
• Add more water for a thinner consistency

Quick note: I wouldn’t use this, or any fake cum, as lubricant because the best lube… is lube! If you need a good glide, take a moment to browse our full collection of lubricants. 

Most realistic fake cum 

On the hunt for a fake cum that doesn’t look fake? This is the recipe I found to be most realistic! 

For this fake cum recipe, you will need:

• 1 egg white
• 1 cup water
• 1 tbsp. Greek yogurt 
• 2 tbsp. cornstarch 
• Salt to taste

Directions:

• Mix cornstarch with ¼ cup of water until dissolved
• Bring ¾ cup of water to a boil
• Once stovetop water boils, add cornstarch mixture 
• When it thickens, remove from heat and let cool
• Once cool, add egg white, yogurt, salt
• Whisk/add salt until desired consistency and taste is achieved! 

This recipe is a bit more involved, but the results are surprisingly authentic! Keep in mind that salt is optional here, but does make it taste more like the real thing, in my experience.

Additionally, this recipe contains animal protein, which means it’s safe to eat, but could potentially disrupt your vagina’s delicate ecosystem. So, reserve this one for external use only. 

Best tasting fake cum 

If taste is your primary concern, this dessert-like recipe will be a treat!

For this fake cum recipe, you will need:

• 1 cup water
• 1 heaping tbsp. cornstarch
•  1.5 tsp. sugar
• .5 tsp. coconut oil (optional)

Directions:

• Mix cornstarch with ¼ cup of water until dissolved
• Add cornstarch mixture and all remaining ingredients to a pan, bring to boil
• Stir consistently until all ingredients are fully combined 
• Remove from heat and let cool 

This may not be the most realistic recipe on this list, but it’s definitely the tastiest. If facial play is your main motivation, this is the fake cum I’d choose. And feel free to add a little extra sugar, if you like (I won’t tell!).

Just remember that, while this concoction is edible, it’s not meant to be used as lube or inserted into the vagina.

Final Thoughts

You’ve perused my favorite fake cum recipes and are ready to cook up some fun. Before you go, keep these things in mind:

• Food allergies still apply. If you’re allergic to any of the ingredients listed above, do not use them on or inside your body.  

• Fresh is best. While you could technically store batches of cum in the refrigerator, I suggest using it immediately. As with anything you cook, fresher is better!

• Try methylcellulose as an alternative. If none of these homemade recipes appeal to you, look into methylcellulose. It’s what’s typically used in porn videos, and can safely be inserted into the body. Just be sure to dilute it with water, as its consistency is quite thick.

Now that you’re a master of fake cum, go forth and share the spoils with your partners! And don’t forget to follow us on TikTok and Instagram for more sex toy reviews, tutorials, and sex education. Bon appétit!