Looking for a vibrator that’s discreet, quiet, and packs a punch? Allow me to introduce the Biird Evii, a versatile vibe that’s great for solo and partnered play alike. Not to mention, it comes in some of the prettiest packaging I’ve ever seen!

Intrigued? Well, read on. This Biird Evii review dives into all the details of what it’s made of, how it works, and who should definitely give it a go.

Let’s get started!

Biird Evii: Quick Stats

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• Cushiony, marshmallow-soft construction
• Designed for clitoral and vulvar stimulation
• Dual motors 6 intensities and 8 vibration modes
• Whisper-quiet
• IPX7 waterproof
• Travel lock feature
• Includes a charging base shaped like a jewelry tray
• 2.5 hours run-time on a 2-hour charge
• Safe for use with water-based and hybrid lubes and any toy cleaner
• Discreet shipping
• 1 year warranty

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How Does the Biird Evii Work?

The Biird Evii is a clitoral vibrator with a super squishy exterior, two powerful motors, and an ergonomic shape that lets you choose between broad and pinpoint stimulation. But how does it work and how does it feel? Let’s find out.

Construction and design

The Biird Evii is made from 100% body-safe silicone, a non-porous material that’s easy to clean and smooth to the touch. It has an ultra-cushiony body and a teardrop shape that looks like a cross between a juicy piece of fruit and a beauty blender. If you’re looking for a sex toy that doesn’t look like a sex toy, Evii fits the bill.

But this toy’s teardrop shape is more than just inconspicuous! It’s ergonomically shaped to enfold the clitoris with its creased tip, or provide broad stimulation with its ribbed, wider end. So, depending on how you hold your Evii, you can enjoy targeted pleasure, or cover a wider area of your vulva.

I tested the Evii in the brand’s Yuzu Yellow color, but it’s offered in Berry Pink and Mint Blue as well. As far as aesthetics go, the Biird Evii looks good enough to eat! So, let’s take a closer look under the hood and see how it operates.

Features and settings

The Biird Evii features an easy, 3-button interface, making it a great pick for beginners or those who feel overwhelmed by toys with lots of bells and whistles. To turn it on and off, press and hold the middle, circular button for about 3 seconds. Then, use the + and - buttons to cycle through Evii’s vibration settings.

The Evii features 6 levels of intensity and 8 vibration patterns, for a total of 14 settings. While it doesn’t boast the kind of roaring power you’ll get from something like the Magic Wand, it gets surprisingly strong for its petite size. Plus, its dual motor design makes the entire toy rumble, which makes it great for grinding or slipping between bodies.

Another cool feature Evii offers is something called FlowSense Technology, which essentially acts as a dimmer switch of intensity. Instead of clicking the + or - buttons every time you want to increase or decrease intensity, simply press and hold for a more gradual change in power. The idea here is to offer incremental settings for more precise vibration control.

Now, we’ve seen what the Evii is made of and we know how it works, so let's recap the pros and cons to get a better sense of what it feels like, and whether it’s the right fit for you.

Should I Buy the Biird Evii?

There’s a lot to love about the Biird Evii, so let’s start with the good stuff.

Biird Evii Pros

The packaging is awesome

I’m a sucker for packaging, and Biird really knocks it out of the park. This toy comes in a durable box decorated with blue and yellow “forbidden fruit” that resemble — you guessed it — Evii. When you open the box, you’re asked to pluck Evii off a beautifully illustrated vine, which is a cool interactive experience.

If you enjoy a good Biblical reference with your sex toy unboxing (as I do), then consider this packaging a treat in and of itself. It also includes an adorable sticker featuring Evii, the forbidden fruit, and text that reads, “EAT ME.” It even comes with a cute carrying case!

Ten out of ten packaging, Biird.

It’s versatile

This toy is squishy, easy to slip between bodies, and vibrates from top to bottom. While it was technically designed for clitoral stimulation, it can be used to vibrate any part of the body. Nipples, perineum, penis — anywhere that feels good.

It’s also good for solo grinding! Personally, I like to place the flatter side of Evii down on the bed or a stack of pillows and grind on the round, ribbed part of it. The cushiony feel and gently ribbed silicone texture is very stimulating on the vulva, in my experience.

Plus, its teardrop shape gives you the option between pinpoint and broad stimulation. Gotta love a versatile toy!

It’s whisper quiet

Whether you’ve got roommates, still live at home, or just find loud toys to be distracting, this toy’s virtually silent vibes might be perfect for you. Evii is a whisper-quiet toy, even on its higher settings. If discretion is a crucial feature in a vibrator, the Evii should be at the top of your list.

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It has a wide variety of settings

The Evii has a whopping 14 vibration settings, and its FlowSense Technology makes it feel like even more than that. With all of the patterns, speeds, and incremental intensity control, it’s as if Evii offers made-to-order orgasms.

Overall, the Evii was a pleasure to test, and has become a regular part of my bedside table rotation. But as with any sex toy, there are a few things to consider about Evii before you make a buying decision.

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Biird Evii Potential Cons

It’s not uber-powerful

The Evii certainly isn’t weak, but if you’re looking for really strong vibrations, you’d be better off with a power wand like the Doxy 3R or Magic Wand. The Evii is rumbly, though, with deep, low-frequency vibrations that penetrate more of the clitoral network than higher-frequency, buzzier toys. 

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It’s not compatible with silicone-based lube

If you have your heart set on silicone-based lubricant, I’m sorry to say that won’t work with Evii. This toy is made from pure silicone and should only be used with water-based or hybrid lubes!

But don’t worry, some water-based lubricants, like Sliquid Sassy, are formulated to feel just like silicone.

Final Thoughts

Now that you know all the details on this sexy piece of forbidden fruit, you’re ready to decide if the Biird Evii is right for you. If you’re not entirely sold, take some time to browse our full collection of vibrators, or reach out for a personal recommendation. I’m sure I can help you find the perfect pleasure product to meet your needs!

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